We're Gonna Screw This Town Straight."

Wensday 2:43 A.M.
San Francisco is the bomb! I always thought that this town would be crawling with fags and hippies. I was so right, but that's cool. The Bay Area has its share of lipstick lesbians too. Meow! Thanks to Kat Slater this babe of a porn director I met the other night in the Castro, I can now proudly say that I've tasted girl flesh. Slater was in town shooting Young Sluts #4 and she brought a smoking crew of bisexual babes with her. These chicks are so cool. They love to party and are always game to screw. Prick or pussy; they don't care. They just love to fuck. I had so much fun getting nasty with them. I'm gonna rent Young Sluts #4 as soon as it comes out; these bisexual porn whores are my new role models. I wanna be just like them.